LMAO YO WHATS POPPING YOU SENTIENT DISCOGS LISTING OF A COLORED VINYL VARIANT OF A DEAFHEAVEN RECORD? I'M BACK TO FURTHER ERODE THE REPUTATION AND M.O. OF THIS WEBSITE BY MY LONG FORM, JOYCEAN, STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS SHIT-POSTING LMAO AIGHT IMMA TRY TO STAY ON SUBJECT MORE THAN MY PREVIOUS ARTICLES HAVE BEEN (YO LINK THEM HERE OR SOMETHING I'M BAD WITH THIS SHIT THANX BRIAN) SO LET'S GET STRAIGHT TO IT: FOR THIS WEIRD PERIOD OF TIME BETWEEN 2004-2010 THE WORLD EXPERIENCED THIS SUDDEN AND EXPONENTIAL SURGE OF WHITE DUDES WITH DELAY PEDALS DOING WORLD MUSIC AND WHISPERING INTO MICROPHONES. IT WAS SUPER DUPER POPPING FOR A WHILE AND LITERALLY EVERY TIME I WENT INTO A RECORD STORE OR OPENED A MUSIC MAGAZINE THERE’D BE SOME GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE HE HAD LICE SITTING ON A WOODEN CHAIR THAT WAS SALVAGED FROM A SHIPWRECK OR SOMETHING AND A PULL QUOTE WHERE HE’D BE LIKE “WE CAN ONLY ACCEPT A FINITE AMOUNT OF UGLINESS IN THE WORLD BEFORE OUR PSYCHE IS FORCED TO MAKE IT CONFORM TO OUR NOTION OF BEAUTY” OR SOMETHING ELSE THAT’S KINDA RIGHT BUT PRETENTIOUS LIKE THAT. LIKE FOR SOME REASON AFTER THE WHOLE POST-9/11 “LET'S BE COOL WIT EACH OTHER FOR A MINUTE” THING DIED DOWN AND PEOPLE WERE LIKE “HEY I'M SO SICK OF HAVING FUN AND WEARING PHAT JNCO JEANS AND LISTENING TO NU-METAL I'M GOING TO START DRESSING LIKE A RAILROAD WORKER OR SOME SHIT” AND THEN THE RECESSION HIT AND E V E R Y B O D Y WAS LIKE “YA HE’S RIGHT I'M FINNA WEAR THESE REDWING BOOTS FOR 5 YEARS AND WEAR JEANS THAT HAVE 6 INCH CUFFS ON THEM AND STOP SHAVING BECAUSE LIKE WHO CAN AFFORD RAZORS OR WHATEVER” AND LIKE, IT FULL ON BECAME A THING WHERE PEOPLE WERE DUMB INTO THE IDEA OF DRESSING LIKE THEY WERE OKIES ESCAPING THE DUSTBOWL OR WHATEVER. LIKE THERE WAS A NATIONWIDE EPIDEMIC OF PEOPLE COSPLAYING AS CHARACTERS FROM JOHN STEINBECK NOVELS SINGING FOLK SONGS WITH THEIR FLAPPER GIRLFRIENDS WHO PLAYED THE DJEMBE OR WHATEVER. IT WAS WORLDWIDE MY GUY. LIKE REAL TALK I HAVE A DEGREE IN PSYCHOLOGY AND I CAN CONFIRM THIS IS A LEGITIMATELY STUDIED PHENOMENON AND IT’S CALLED “BEING A FUCKING HERB” SO BASICALLY ALL THESE GUYS WERE OUT HERE GETTING EDITORIALS IN PITCHFORK ABOUT THEIR GARDENS AND SHIT BECAUSE THEY MADE KINDA CATCHY BUT STILL REALLY MELLOW INDIE WITH SOME WEIRD INSTRUMENTS AND MAYBE WOULD THROW IN AN ELECTRONIC BEAT OR MAYBE A DISTORTED GUITAR PART I GUESS? TL;DR: THE HOTTEST GENRE OF THE BUSH ERA FOR GUYS WHO WANT TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE A SCAR FROM CROWD SURFING DURING A GREEN JELLO SET WAS BASICALLY JUST BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR THAT WALKING SCENE FROM ICE-AGE LOL AND I'M HERE TO GIVE ALL OF YOU A LESSON ON THAT BECAUSE IDK YALL’RE LIKE 3 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME SO I JUST AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED BEFORE 2014 (EDITOR'S NOTE: I THINK THERE'S LIKE 2 WRITERS WHO ARE OLDER OLDER THAN ME IDK LMAO I'M NOT THE EDITOR) [Editor’s note: this is correct.] MAPS & ATLASES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJOJS0ksGpU YO THIS IS THE SONG THAT MADE ME COIN THE TERM ICE-AGE –CORE LMAO. MAPS & ATLASES ARE PRETTY COOL BUT THIS VIDEO ENRAGES ME LIKE WOW WHAT A FUCKING DORK THIS GUY IS LIKE “I'LL GIVE MYSELF A HAIRCUT FOR THE MUSIC VIDEO” LIKE COME ON. THIS IS SOME HEAVY “SONG A GIRL WITH A PBR TATTOO PUTS ON A ‘FEEL GOOD’ PLAYLIST” JAM. I REALLY DIG THE MARAMBA OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED. THE BEEFY XYLOPHONE SHIT LOL YO CAN YOU IMAGINE THE GUY WHO FIRST CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF XYLOPHONES = SKELETONS? LIKE SOME RACIST EUROPEAN GUY IN 1650 WAS LIKE “DAMN HOW AM I FINNA MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THERES SOME SKELETONS DANCING RIGHT NOW?” *PANS TO THE XYLOPHONE HE ORDERED OFF MEDIEVAL REVERB.COM* =^O MAPS & ATLASES SOUND LIKE THE GOOD VAMPIRE WEEKEND SONGS BUT WITHOUT THE ANNOYING “HEYHEYIMHERETOBESAY AOOOOOOWHWHWHAAAA” PARTS OR MAKING A SOLID 3/10 ANIME THAT’S ONLY HIGHLIGHTS WERE DESUS AND MERO. LMAO REMEMBER WHEN VAMPIRE WEEKEND WERE APPEARING AT FESTIVALS WITH THE FREQUENCY THAT RUN THE JEWELS HAVE NOW? NOW RZA KUERING OR WHATEVER IS SITTING COLLECTING BEYONCE CHECKS DRESSED LIKE KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN'S BABY POPS IN 2008 (READ: SWEATER TIED AROUND HIS NECK LIKE A CAPE) BON IVER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWcyIpul8OE IGHT SO STRAIGHT OUT THE GATE WE GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA OF WHAT CONSTITUTES ICE-AGE-CORE: NONSENSE BAND-NAME; CHECK, BALDING GUY WITH A BEARD FROM THE MIDWEST; CHECK, “OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHS”; CHECK, LYRICS ABOUT LIKE, IDK FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE SEASON OF WINTER OR SOME SHIT; CHECK. BON IVER IS KINDA LIKE THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT MAKE COFFEE WITH ONE OF THOSE HAND PRESS THINGS BUT HE GOT A COUPLE JAMS AND DID A GUEST SPOT ON THAT KANYE SONG WHERE NICKI MINAJ WROTE A VERSE SO HARD SHE WAS LIKE “SWEET NOW I CAN JUST RIDE OFF THIS FOR THE NEXT DECADE LMAO” ALSO LIKE EVERYONE ELSE KANYE WEST HAS EVER BEEN IN CONTACT WITH BON IVER HAD HIS OWN SHOE AND IT WAS PRETTY TRASH (THESE LOOK LIKE A CASSEROLE DISH YOU’D BUY AT MARSHALL’S AND THEY ACTUALLY SOLD OUT LMAO) IRON & WINE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHw7gdJ14uQ YO I FUCKING LOVE IRON & WINE LOL. WHEN I WAS LIKE 20 AND GOING THROUGH THE PATENTED “WHITE GUY IN COLLEGE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS” PHASE OF MY LIFE AND MY SOLUTION WAS DYEING MY HAIR BLONDE AND LISTENING TO A SHIT TON OF IRON AND WINE (PSA: DON’T DO THIS). IRON & WINE IS ONE OF THE FEW BANDS THAT I HAD TO INCESSANTLY READ ABOUT IN THE ISSUES OF ROLLING STONE MY ORTHODONTIST WOULD HAVE IN HIS OFFICE THAT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD. LIKE REMEMBER HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES KINGS OF LEON WAS ON THE COVER? LOL WHAT HAPPENED TO KINGS OF LEON I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LIKE 12, BEFORE I EVER STARTED TO LISTENED TO IRON & WINE, I SAW THIS VIDEO AT A MUSIC STORE IN LONG ISLAND (LOONEY TUNES FOR THOSE CURIOUS. I GOT KICKED OUT OF THERE ONCE BY A GUY WHO DID SECURITY FOR THE HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD BECAUSE I SAID THEY SOUNDED LIKE KID ROCK FOR BREAKDANCERS) AND THE AUDIO WASN’T GOING WITH IT BUT INSTEAD THEY HAD LIKE GODFLESH OR SOMETHING PLAYING OVER IT AND FOR LIKE 4 YEARS I THOUGHT IRON & WINE WAS AN INDUSTRIAL BAND. IRON AND WINE ALSO CONTENDS FOR BEING “TWILIGHT-WAVE” WHICH IS LIKE, SOFT NOSTALGIC SONGS THAT ARE STILL REALLY GOOD DESPITE BEING A LITTLE CORNY (SAPPY BUT SLAPPY) AND DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN USED BY SHITTY COUPLES IN 2010 TO CONCEIVE CHILDREN THEY'D NAME “LILAC” OR “CLEMENTINE” OR SOMETHING WILD BUNS LIKE THAT. SIGUR ROS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZTb8WxEW78 I WAS DEBATING PUTTING SIGUR ROS ON THIS BECAUSE THEY KIND OF ARE TOO AMBIENT TO BE CONSIDERED TRU-ICE-AGE-CORE BUT THEY'RE STILL PRETTY DAMN CLOSE AND MAYBE COULD WORK FOR LIKE A SCENE WHERE THERE'S SOME LIKE GLACIERS OR SOMETHING? SIGUR ROS IS FAMOUS FOR USING LIKE 14 REVERB PEDALS AT THE SAME TIME WHICH IS KINDA COOL BUT LED TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MANY BANDS TRYING TO DO THE SAME THING LOL. I WISH I LIKED THIS BAND MORE BUT THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE TOO SPACEY AND ATMOSPHERIC FOR ME AND I FEEL LIKE I NEVER COULD REALLY PUT MYSELF IN THE PROPER MINDSET TO REALLY “GET” THEM (READ: I DON’T DO DRUGS). IDK SIGUR ROS ALWAYS SOUNDED LIKE THEY'RE STUCK IN A JAR LIKE SOME KIND OF DEPRESSED EUROPEAN GENIE. LITERALLY ANY MUSICAL PROJECT THAT CONOR OBERST HAS TAKEN PART IN: DUDE IDK WHAT THIS GUYS PROBLEM IS (IT'S PROBABLY BEING A DRUNK FROM WISCONSIN) BUT I DON’T THINK THIS GUY HAS EVER BEEN HAPPY A DAY IN HIS LIFE. LIKE HAVE YOU EVER HEARD HIS CHRISTMAS ALBUM? I THINK CONOR OBERST MAY BE THE MOST DEPRESSED MUSICIAN ALIVE RIGHT NOW (NOTE THAT I SAID ALIVE) BETWEEN BRIGHT EYES, COOLRANCHDORITOS (YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN), HIS SOLO PROJECT, MONSTERS OF FOLK, AND THE INSTAGRAM FEED OF EVERY DEPRESSED GIRL WITH A GUITAR EVER, CONOR OBERST HAS THE “IM SAD BUT LICENTIOUS” SCENE ON LOCK LMAO. YO I LIKE CONOR OBERST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY (READ: I THINK HE'S GOOD BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO DOWNLOAD FOUR THOUSAND RECORDS) BUT THIS GUY NEEDS TO TAKE IT EASY. LIKE COME ON MAN YOU'RE GONNA GO DOWN A ROAD YOU DON’T WANNA BE AT TRUST. LOL BRIGHT EYES MAKES MUSIC FOR THOSE COUPLES THAT DO NOTHING BUT CRY AT EACH OTHER AND THEN HAVE GROSS MAKE UP SEX AND POST THEIR POST-COITAL SELFIES ON PUBLIC PROFILE PICTURES AND HAVE SOME WEIRD GUY IN HIS 50s THAT THEY MET AT A FESTIVAL COMMENT LIKE “I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS YOUNG HAHA! :) “ ON IT LIKE ITS NOT SOMETHING THAT’S 1.) SUPER WEIRD, AND 2.) INCREDIBLY CREEPY. CONOR OBERST IS ALSO A PART OF THE MOUNT RUSHMORE FOR GUYS THAT FRESHMAN COLLEGE GIRLS NEED TO AVOID AT ALL COST (IT'S HIM, KURT VONNEGUT, DAVID FINCHER, AND CARL SAGAN FYI). DON’T QUESTION MY METHODS BUT ENJOY THE RESULTS WHEN YOU DON’T GET A 3 AM “YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I CAN OPEN UP ABOUT WHO I AM” TEXT FROM A GUY WHO STILL BEATS ILLYZ TO THE NUDES OF HIS EXES YOU'RE WELCOME. I WAS GONNA PUT A LINK TO A SONG BUT IF YOU HAVE SISTER AND SHE EVER HAS BEEN DUMPED YOU’VE DEFINITELY HEARD YOUR FAIR SHARE OF CONOR OBERST’S TRADEMARK WHISPER CRY (NOT ME THOUGH MY SISTER IS 17 YEARS MY SENIOR AND THE ONLY MUSIC I'VE EVER HEARD HER TALK ABOUT IS NO DOUBT AND PENNYWISE, SWEAR TO GOD) MINUS THE BEAR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM_-L4tOQkg MINUS THE BEAR IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GROW UP AND REALIZE THAT MATHCORE DON’T PAY BILLS. LMAO EVERY TIME SOMEONE “GROWS OUT” OF HARDCORE THEY HAVE TO MAKE A PILGRIMAGE TO DAVE KNUDSON'S HOUSE AND HE TAKES YOUR MESA-BOOGIE AMPS AND HANDS A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES AND A RESPECTABLE BUTTON UP SHIRT AND YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO PLAY GUITARS THAT ARE PAINTED LIKE CARS FROM THE 50s. I READ SOMEWHERE THAT MINUS THE BEAR HAS GONE THROUGH LIKE TWENTYSOMETHING OF THOSE LINE6 DL4 DELAY PEDALS WHICH IS PROBABLY LIKE 3 TIMES AS MUCH MONEY AS BOTCH EVER MADE LOL. YO I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT MINUS THE BEAR BUT I REALLY CAN'T HELP TALKING ABOUT BOTCH. THE FACT THAT A GUY IN BOTCH STARTED MINUS THE BEAR IS PROLLY THE MOST WELL KNOWN “LITTLE KNOWN FACTS” EVER, NEXT TO LIKE, TOMATOES BEING FRUIT OR THE BAD GUY FROM THE FIRST FRIDAY THE 13TH IS JASON'S MOM INSTEAD OF JASON. MINUS THE BEAR IS MORE UPBEAT THAN MOST OF THE OTHER BANDS WE'VE DISCUSSED BUT THEY MORE THAN MAKE UP FOR IT WITH TWO NOTE GUITAR LEADS AND ABUSING THE SHIT OUT OF DELAY PEDALS. LOL WHAT IF SOMEONE IN NORMA JEAN MAKES A MINUS THE BEAR CLONE BAND THAT'D BE WILD THE TALLEST MAN ON EARTH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvWstzEUTfU YO DID Y’ALL KNOW THAT THIS MISSISSIPPI MUDSLING SOUNDING SON OF SORGHUM SUCKING BULLFROG IS FROM FUCKING SWEDEN? BUTTER MY BRITCHES AND CALL ME A DRESSED UP BISCUIT I WOULDA NEVER EXPECTED SOMEONE WHO SOUNDS LIKE BOB DYLAN SINGING THROUGH A TIN-CAN ON A STRING TELEPHONE TO BE FROM SOMEWHERE WITH UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE. LOW ROAR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E7tz0zRlpE WOW THIS RECORD IS SUPER GOOD BUT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF. APPARENTLY THE GUY WHO MADE THIS WAS LIKE “I'M GONNA MOVE TO ICELAND HOW BAD CAN IT BE?” AND THEN IT WAS NIGHT FOR 3 MONTHS AND HE HAD NO FRIENDS AND IT WAS COLDER THAN GOD’S EMBRACE OUTSIDE SO INSTEAD OF JUST OVERDOING ON LYE OR WHATEVER THEY DO IN ICELAND HE JUST MADE THIS RECORD INSTEAD. YO SPEAKING OF DEPRESSING AND COLD THINGS YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY ICE AGE MOVIES THERE ARE? THE LAST ONE I REMEMBERED WAS THE ONE WHERE THEY WERE IN A DINOSAUR WORLD BUT APPARENTLY THAT WAS LIKE 3 FILMS AGO LMAO IDK WHO DENIS LEARY'S AGENT IS BUT HE DESERVES SOME KIND OF RAISE. WAS THE EMO REVIVAL REALLY JUST ICE-AGE-CORE II (THE MELTDOWN™)? AIGHT SO IFIN Y'ALL DON’T REMEMBER THERE WAS THIS REALLY BRIEF BUT PRETTY SICK MOVEMENT FOR A MINUTE WHERE PEOPLE WHO GREW UP LISTENING TO AT THE DRIVE IN OR WHATEVER STOLE THEIR OLDER SISTER’S CASSETTE COLLECTION AND FOUND OUT ABOUT RITES OF SPRING AND TEXAS IS THE REASON OR WHATEVER SO THEN WE GOT A BUNCH OF DUDES WEARING RAYBAN CLUBMASTERS WITH JCREW SHIRTS AND TELECASTERS SINGING ABOUT THEIR HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIENDS BREAKING UP WITH THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE ALL LIKE IN THEIR MID-20s LOL. IDK MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL COME BACK AND WRITE A WHOLE THING ABOUT THAT BECAUSE TBH AFTER THE ONE-TWO PUNCH OF LOSING BOTH GAZA AND THE CHARIOT I JUST KINDA STUCK TO EMO FOR A BIT BUT LIKE, WELL, THAT DIDN’T END WELL EITHER (SPOILER ALERT: THE SAME SHIT WITH GAZA BUT REPLACE SALT LAKE CITY WITH PHILADELPHIA) RETWEET IF U WANT 2 SEE MY EPIC TAKEDOWN OF THE EMO REVIVAL SCENE *NOT CLICKBAIT*!!! A GREAT BIG PILE OF LEAVES: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI-EIHAY4Mk YO SO THIS BAND WAS MORE OF A SUGGESTION THAN ANYTHING ELSE, LIKE I DON’T MIND THEM BUT MY ONE MEMORY OF AGPOL WAS KIND OF HALF WATCHING THEM PLAY WHILE TRYING TO ACT AS A WINGMAN FOR MY FRIEND WHO WAS TRYING TO BANG THE DRUMMER FROM OLD GRAY (IF THERE'S ONE CONSISTENT THING IN MY LIFE IT’S THAT I'M FRIENDS WITH A LOT OF WOMEN WHO LIKE GUYS WHO OVER-EARNESTLY READ POETRY) LOL THESE GUYS WERE LIKE “WHAT IF WE JUST WERE MINUS THE BEAR A SECOND TIME LOL” BORIS SMILE/THE GREAT ALBATROSS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87u-ngI6c24 TBH EITHER BAND CAN WORK IN THIS EXAMPLE BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH SOLO PROJECTS FROM THE SAME GUY LOL. THE MASTERMIND BEHIND BOTH BANDS IS THIS GUY NAMED WESLEY CHUNG. LOL I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE USE THAT TERM LIKE WES CHUNG IS FINNA BE OUT IN A LAIR PLOTTING A TRAP TO KILL THE GREEN LANTERN OR SOMETHING LOL. I THINK HE LIVES IN SCOTLAND OR SOMETHING WHICH MUST SUCK. DUDE HOW CAN I UNDERSTAND SPANISH BETTER THAN SCOTTISH PEOPLE? SCOTTISH PEOPLE SPEAK KLINGON I THINK THIS SONG IS REALLY GOOD HONESTLY AND CAN BEST BE DESCRIBED AS ONE OF THOSE SONGS YOU'D HEAR IN A COMMERCIAL FOR A COOKIE OR A TRAILER FOR A MOVIE ABOUT A SUMMER ROMANCE AND THERE'S A SCENE WHERE BOTH CHARACTERS EYES TRANSFORM INTO THE MOON OR SOMETHING ELSE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO READS TOO MUCH W.B. YEATS ALSO PLEASE BE ADVISED MY STRIPPER NAME IS TRILL.I.AM BUTLER YEEKZ AND IF ANY OF YOU TAKE IT WE ARE BEYBLADING FOR THE TITLE AND I GOT A ULTIMATE FORM STEEL DRAGOON SO YOUR ASS IS GRASS BUSTER THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE AND I AM NO LONGER AFRAID TO DIE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orwgXlNrbTk HONESTLY I COULD PROBABLY WRITE AN ARTICLE IN AND OF ITSELF ABOUT JUST THE WORLD IS BECAUSE I'M A WHITE GUY IN HIS EARLY-MID-20s AND I HAVE A NOSE RING AND A MOTH TATTOO SO NATURALLY I WAS PRETTY INTO THE WHOLE EMO-REVIVAL THING. I'M ALSO FROM CONNECTICUT SO I'VE SEEN THE WORLD IS MORE TIMES THAN I'VE SEEN MOST OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS IN THE PAST 6 YEARS. THE WORLD IS WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE WHICH SHOULD BE SHOCKING TO ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. LOL I WAS AT THE SHOW WHERE THEY FINALLY PARTED WAYS WITH THEIR ORIGINAL (BETTER) VOCALIST TOM. HE'S THE ONE WHO SANG ON ALL THEIR RELEASES UP TO AND INCLUDING THEIR DEBUT ALBUM, “WHENEVER, IF EVER” WHICH WAS JUST A JOKE ABOUT HOW THEY TOOK 4 YEARS TO DO AN LP AND PEOPLE WERE REALLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT MEANS LIKE THESE GUYS SOLD FORKS FOR $4.20 THEY AREN'T THAT DEEP. PROTIP: IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHETHER TOM OR DAVID IS SINGING ON ANY TRACK FOLLOW THIS EASY GUIDE: -SINGER SOUNDS IN KEY BUT ISN'T = DAVID -SINGER SOUNDS LIKE HE'S LITERALLY ABOUT TO KILL HIMSELF AT ANY MOMENT = TOM I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT TOM DIAZ SINCE THE LAST TIME HE PUT OUT A SOLO RECORD HE GOES BY SINOFRIO DIAZ, CHECK THEM OUT IF YOU’RE INTO THE TALLEST MAN ON EARTH SONGS ABOUT NEW HAVEN BUT ALL JOKING ASIDE I HOPE TOM IS DOING OKAY BECAUSE FROM WHAT I KNEW HE WAS IN A ROUGH PLACE THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE AND I AM NO LONGER AFRAID TO DIE ALSO WERE AN INSTRUMENTAL PART IN MY DETERMINATION OF WHAT KIND OF CT MUSIC SCENE DUDE YOU WERE LOL (TAG URSELF, I’M “THE WORLD IS”)
IN CONCLUSION: TBH IM NOT AN EXPERT ON THIS GENRE OF MUSIC BUT I FEEL LIKE IT'S IMPORTANT TO GET THIS OUT HERE YOU KNOW? LIKE HOW ELSE ARE KIDS THAT WERE BORN IN 2005 GONNA LEARN HOW TO DO FINGER PICKED GUITAR LEADS OR SING IN LANGUAGES THEY DON’T SPEAK OR WHATEVER? IDK MAN IM KINDA BAD AT WRITING MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE UP OR JUST STICK TO WRITING NON-SEQUITURS ABOUT CROWBAR OR SOMETHING IDK. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE ICE-AGE-CORE BAND? SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS AND REMEMBER TO LIKE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE CONTENT *SAYS SOMETHING PROBLEMATIC, LOSES YOUTUBE ENDORSEMENT*
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